Ben-isms
“The tooth fairy must have really liked that tooth.” “The only states I know are Georgia, Florida, Texas, Mexico and Japan.” “When I’m a man, and you and Daddy are still alive, would you give me some money?”
“The tooth fairy must have really liked that tooth.” “The only states I know are Georgia, Florida, Texas, Mexico and Japan.” “When I’m a man, and you and Daddy are still alive, would you give me some money?”
Army Recruiting Upsets Teen’s Mom Darla Swift, Cherokee County, said a stranger called her house a few weeks ago asking for her 16-year-old daughter. “The first thing was, is Robin there? Didn’t even include her last name, it was very casual, and I really thought it was one of the boys who call occasionally,†Swift said. “So I’m like, who’s calling? And the person said it’s the U.S. Army, and I’m thinking this is a joke, alright, who’s calling? He…
In a roundtable interview with reporters from five Texas newspapers President Bush said yesterday that he believes schools should discuss “intelligent design” alongside evolution when teaching students about the creation of life. No problem. Just don’t ask science teachers to teach it. Teach it in religion classes, not alongside evolutionary theories in biology class. The principle of selection: what lives to reproduce passes on its genes. There are discussions about different theories within the science of evolution – debate about…
Not hearing “Independence Day” much this year, so let me say it loud: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!! It’s about a revolution against the tyrannies of old King George. How could so much of our hard-won independence for our freedom and democracy been so senselessly squandered? How could Independence Day be represented the way I’m seeing it this year? I want to see more patriots and less nationalists! Give me liberty or give me death – it’s on the license plates still…
No Way.