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Hokey-Pokey Shakespeare

Hokey-Pokey Shakespeare

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The Washington Post Style Invitational contest asked readers to submit “instructions” for something (anything), written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was “The Hokey Pokey” as written by W. Shakespeare: O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from…

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Another JW Joke page

Another JW Joke page

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Some of the Jehovah’s Witnesses jokes have been translated into Swedish. Very fun. Du vet att du är ett Jehovas vittne om… 1. Om din reaktion inför ett kors är densamma som en vampyrs, kan du vara ett JV. 2. Om du tror att demoner kan krympa sig själva för att komma in i smycken, möbler, böcker eller blÃ¥ smurfar, dÃ¥ kan du vara ett JV. 3. Om du förknippar siffrorna 1 till 5 med timmar pÃ¥ en rapportblankett, kan…

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No More Free Pass for Bush

No More Free Pass for Bush

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Great B Movie stuff, for sure. But don’t let the bumbling appeal fool you. Whether Bush’s “problem” is real or artificial, it functions to encourage disbelief about the nature of his presidency and his administration. He seems like just a regular guy, a little dim, maybe a puppet, but not a “bad guy.” Right? Wrong. What is he really for? Power, control, greed, war, death. What is he really against? Democracy, education, truth, science, privacy, equality, justice for all, our…

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Just One Letter, and a World of Difference

Just One Letter, and a World of Difference

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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error…

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Groaner Joke

Groaner Joke

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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete – she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. However, she is no longer permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It just caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say… Picabo, I.C.U. (thanks to Steve J)

Ex-Jehovah’s Witness Raven

Ex-Jehovah’s Witness Raven

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Just posted this for my friend and fellow ex-JW Richard. He is blind, so I post his blog entries for him. He has written a number of books that I found helpful, and he has devoted himself to a life in love’s service. He’s a mystic and has all sorts of interesting opinions on a wide range of topics. I really enjoy helping him out in the little ways that I can. When I saw this little nugget, I had…

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