I Am So Easily Amused
Laughter is good for you. The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. The Darwin awards is always fun (try the random button) and actually, The Onion is pretty good today with gems like “Mitt…