Addenda to Murphy’s Law
Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Visual Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law…